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Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly
by Bagghagg June 4, 2021
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animated smoothie

This is the word to describe an unexplainably smooth or so "correct" in your brain that you can help but watch the one animation again and again until you get the animation out of your head.
Guy 1: "You gotta watch this animated smoothie, it's gonna get stuck in your head for a while"
Guy 2: "What the hell is an animated smoothie?"
Guy 1: "Look on Urban Dictionary"
by B0N3KILL3R34 July 13, 2021
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Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie
John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021
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KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.
I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.
by Sideways23 September 29, 2021
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Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.
John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021
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Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021
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