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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.
Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread
by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022
mugGet the Salt lickmug.

Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
mugGet the Salt demonsmug.

post salt clarity

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
by logan2611 July 28, 2021
mugGet the post salt claritymug.

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.
*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷
by futuresponJ April 29, 2025
mugGet the Sea Saltmug.

salts

s.a.l.t.s is from tiktok. only elite tiktokers know it but it means smiled a little then stopped
timmy: omg look at this funny video!! you:salts
by mpax73 June 9, 2020
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Salts

Smiled a little then stopped
(LOL and LMAO' s older more mature sibling)
Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
by dani.babe September 30, 2022
mugGet the Saltsmug.

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