The Raging Robert

The act of penatrating an under age vaginal canal, only to bust a nut through masterbation because she sucks. Then minutes later going on a date with your future girlfriend.

After the 13 year olds soccer practice. Randall decided she had a nice rack and should be introduced to the Raging Robert.

by kman04 April 28, 2005

Robert

robert is a fucking faggot that is uncircumcised lil dick muncher that has no girlfriend

robert is gay

by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019

robert dick

someone who has a really small dick. (1mm)

Dude did you see that robert dick!?

by yolomoney October 8, 2014

robert pattinson

to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.

Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!?
candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen
Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot!
candie:and sexy!

by petunia marlins September 12, 2009

Robert

Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.

He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.

by Chipper Sheen September 14, 2010

Robert

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Robert is a gay faggot.

by godisded February 28, 2017

Robert

A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.

I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.

by University of Iowa Professor November 9, 2010