patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.

Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.

by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Pattybear

A cute guy that looks gay but isn't. He resembles a cuddly cute teddy bear.

I'm not sure if that's a Pattybear or a gay guy.

by fishstickles August 1, 2011

Pattie Crider

A well define women whom is a great mother and the best girlfriend possible,with a heart of gold and all the strength needed to withstand the bullshit from j-hole.

If all women were like "Pattie Crider"the world would be a better place.

by I am your future September 27, 2011

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

Pattification

The process in which someone drives themselves or others absolutely crazy for no obvious reason. Process herein means that a person(s) will spend an extraordinary amount of time laboring over something that would typically take minutes; however, in the end you will be left making statements such as, “Oh that is better” or “You were right”. The extension of perfection. The art of taking normal and sometimes lackluster materials and adding both artistic touches and eloquent language to bolster the appearance and presentation of written documents, presentations, and displays.

Steven put his presentation through the process of pattification with the hopes that his eloquent language would convince management to approve his request.

by RT2013 September 30, 2014

patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.

Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.

by Beebum January 7, 2015