john peter

Schlong, penis, dick, prick

He cant keep is john peter in his pants

by Hobbo Ella October 22, 2014

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

Peter Parker

TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE

PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME

by dead.inside.stark July 6, 2018

Bent Peter

Hey Peter which is slightly bent. { crooked cock.}

Brandon has a bent Peter.

by Mybones1967 October 7, 2016

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

Peter Griffin

can mean
1: the best character in the animated comedy show, Family Guy
2: a delusional wide person
3: to think Jews are great with money, laugh at a word that homophonous with a word related to bathroom humor
4: to despise Canada, though is living IN Canada
5: to always laugh by repeatedly saying a word

1: yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
2: see that guy over there, Peter Griffin material to me
3: Jews are great with money, to some it's their duty! heh heh, doodie. heh heh heh heh heh, diarrhea
4: Let's get that fuckwad for insulting Canada, eh?
5: heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

peter kay

funniest man ever to walk the earth!! pheonix nights is comic genius!! ive nevr laughd so much in my life!!

garlic.........bread?
rolla cola
t'internet
t'egypt

by nancy January 3, 2005