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Myspace Purgatory

This is the level of Internet Purgatory dedicated to old myspace profiles. A profile found here will most likely never be updated again but is also unlikely to get deleted. This may happen when a user forgets their password, is hacked, goes to prison, dies, or even when they simply abandon their myspace profile.

In case of a death, the profile can usually be found listed on mydeathspace. However, not all profiles on the site are in Myspace Purgatory. Many are updated by friends who knew the user's password, and are thus still in the mortal plane.

When a profile is hacked, the fate of the profile depends mostly on the motive of the hacker. A hacker looking to break into accounts to eventually hack an e-mail or paypal account is likely to leave the profile as it had been left by the original user's last update. If a hacker is out to get a particular user, the profile may be altered to include obscene information and doctored photographs. The profile is not officially in purgatory until the hacker has abandoned the page and is no longer updating.

This is quickly becoming the most common type of Internet Purgatory as Myspace expands to include more and more members who know very little about the internet and are apt to use their boyfriend's name or even "password" as their password. The frequency of this is likely to continue to increase.

A profile may occasionally find it's way out of purgatory - this either happens when a user solves their login problems and returns or when the page is entirely deleted.

The original owner of a myspace profile located in Purgatory is themself also considered to be in Purgatory for as long as the profile is there.
Shotgotbang666SexySweptBangs can't get into her myspace anymore! Unless she can fix this, she'll be stuck in Myspace Purgatory forever!
by Ashley Harrington September 18, 2006
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Public Enemy

Public Enemy was the sign that hip-hop had exploded like a grenade. A rap group as abrasive, hardcore, and eloquent as a JFK speech, their music was one classic track after another: tense, multilayered, harmonically wild music. Chuck D declaims like a master preacher with foil Flavor Flav's voice darting around his. They've got the desperate energy of people fighting for their lives, and everything from their pumped-up rhetoric to the group's quasi-paramilitary organization to the sirens and sax squeals in nearly every track declares how urgent their mission is.
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KY: "How bout some PE?"
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Pur

Short for period, best used when something goes on that seems very iconic just say our after.
“I slapped him after he tried to grab my ass” “PURR”

When something goes on that seems very iconic just say our after.
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Puy

Simply a slang word for hot/ attractive.

Originated from the word "yup", which spelt backwards is Puy.
Pronounced P-OI-Y

Example 1:

Krissy: Hey, that guy is so attractive! I'd date him.

Kiki: Um, more like he is so Puy! Get with the times Krissy!
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Good pussy

A Pussy that makes a men nut fast, a wet Pussy, a Pussy that queefs, and a Pussy that grips the dick right
That girl had some good Pussy, so good she made me nut in 5 minutes
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Puebes

Often spelt Pü∈␢∈ς

Definition: The Jungle like hair growing above your micro dick
Example; You need to cut your Pü∈␢∈ς they're getting toooooo longgggg.

Define; Like the hair on your head but on your balls

Word Defintion;The word Puebes comes from the ancient roman god of masterbation, Cornellius.
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one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004
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