premature hoe

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out

Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.

by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008

Priaux

To stiff the guy in the bathroom who stands there waiting to hand you a hand towel, after taking him up on the jellied mints.

I went to the bathroom at the club last night and totally priauxed that little old guy in there withe the mints.

by soulbrother February 13, 2009

Pimalanious

Pimalanious
- a visionary, perverse and hot person
-porn addicted person

Look there: that 's the one and only Pimalanious! He is soooo hot!

by Lekkertje May 29, 2009

Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Premature Retweetulation

When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.

Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.

by Twitster May 11, 2010

premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...

dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"

by elzi August 22, 2010