1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.
2. A watery defecation.
2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?
Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.
Old geezer: Tell me..
Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.
Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.
Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.
Old geezer: Tell me..
Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.
Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.
Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 02, 2019
The last part of a beer, comprised mainly of flat beer and grose fizz. Smells like shit. Prominent in beer pong...
by Shwandito Filiwyperson January 09, 2008
when one friend texts another a picture of poo, said friend must "counter poo" in order to retain respect
by amanda2169 November 03, 2011
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo can not be dfined as any specific word. Mostly, it is used in the context of a noun meaning big meanie or big weenie.
Emily is such a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo that she steals lunch money from little kids.
George has a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo, but he has an ugly face.
George has a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo, but he has an ugly face.
by Melinda November 22, 2004
by punk rock princess March 02, 2005