PittCo

Slang for Pittsylvania County, the largest county in the state of Virginia.

I drove throug PittCo on the way to NC and I almost died from the stench of stale-marijuana-slash-cow-poo.

by Danville July 8, 2007

PITTing

1. To lose to a lesser opponent 2. To lose at the end of a sporting event in a rather peculiar fashion. 3. To find a way to lose while winning.

The Panthers are winning to start the 4th quarter, I hope they don't end up PITTing at the end.

by Big Nick Digger December 24, 2015

Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Pity-smash

An affectionate low level hook-up often made in commiseration, with no serious emotional involvement on the part of the smasher, but sometimes inadvertently on the part of the smashee. Essentially a modern update of the 80s/90s 'Sympathy Fuck'.

Sue pity-smashed Tom after his break up with Helen, and now he thinks it's serious and won't leave her alone..

by wolfalicia December 8, 2020

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008

Pitsicle

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.

The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.

by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010