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layin' the pipe

Whean a man with a LARGE penis performs well in bed.
(woman on the phone with friend)

"Girl! I'm trying to tell you Tyrone was layin' the pipe last night."

Shit Pipe 

Grant Wilkinson, e.g to take it up the anus.
I'd love to put it up her shit pipe.

I'd tear her a new shit pipe.
Shit Pipe by cockslice March 1, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline 

A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.
"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."
Alaskan Pipeline by Hollaback1212 January 12, 2009

Pipe you up 

Random term white people use but hey basically mean pipe you down or dick you down mostly used by Asheville boys
Random white boy in Asheville, N.C: "I'm trying to pipe you up after school"
Pipe you up by fashionkilla22 October 25, 2016

straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.

Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
straight pipe by Dick M. Down March 17, 2008

Pipe Dream 

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.
David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(
Pipe Dream by DKXStambull November 13, 2011