Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

by PJ lover January 17, 2010

Pineapple Surprise

When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise

"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"

by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013

Pine Beetle Epidemic

The central interior of British Columbia is currently experiencing a Pine Beetle Epidemic. Thousands of hectares of pine forests are dead or dying die to infection by pine beetles. The epidemic has partially been caused by Climate Change, because the winters in the interior no longer get cold enough to hold the pine beetle in check.

The Pine Beetle Epidemic is going to kill most of the trees in Interior British Columbia.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

pikey mother

Pikey Mother - term used to describe, a mother of a pikey (also see son of a bitch. Usualy seen adorned with sovergien rings, gold jewelery hanging from neck, ears, wrists, belly button, eyebrow etc , 7+ pikey children. Usualy seen in large supermarkets, or sitting down "'avin a fag". often single mothers, teenage mothers, or mothers as a result of incest. They are often found working on supermarket checkouts, and in large designer outlets wearing leggins and cheep sports clothing.

" my pikey muvar, is 'arder than your pikey muvar!!" - ok so thats not a very good one, but pikey mothers do exist

by dottie June 27, 2004

pineapple

preferably a girl.
brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside

"Wow, what a pineapple"

by ♥~to.be.loved~♥ February 14, 2009

Pineapple

The rarest kind of dank, one of the best, grown in Bedford New York, tastes like pineapple

Hey bro those bong hits with that pineapple last night were dank.

by farmejones June 24, 2010

pineapple

putting your scrotum in someone's face.

I would like to pineapple you.

by shoebagel October 14, 2011