Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020

Yellow Paint

Used in video games to describe any sort of mechanic to help players recognize a path or object at the expense of immersion.

This originated from Naughty Dog and their tendency to put yellow paint on interactable objects in the dark/unsaturated world of Horizon.

“Why’d they splash yellow paint on a ladder? Obviously, I can climb it. But now it sticks out like a sore thumb!”

“Five bucks says some game journalist still got stuck at this part.”

by AntiTHOT.exe March 6, 2024

Fence painted

When a guy uses his tongue to lick a girls vagina and butt in a painting form. Up and down.

Sherise has been really stressed lately. She needs someone to Have her fence painted.

by Forbsie127 September 16, 2017

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 27, 2024

war paint

smearing cum over a girl's face,like an indian's war paint

dude,i just facialized jenny,she looked ugly so i gave her war paint

by PussyAssMaster92 August 31, 2017

white paint

Painting is usually used to denote bodily fluid emitted onto another person during gay sex. Brown paint denotes when a penis has come out of the anal cavity with fecal matter all over it, so white paint denotes when the penis ejaculates all over the partner with semen, painting them "white."

I have some white paint for your face, if you want any of it.

by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018