packing up early

a ticket to board a 500 hour lecture with your teacher.a pass to hell. a ticket to die.

me packs up without being told
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???

by idkyimhere February 17, 2019

Packing

Packing is a series of non-offensive jokes that should be taken lightly; packing is usually a mutual agreement between two parties to have friendly battle of banter to test their wits.

"Boy yo u look like a double dipped chocolate chipped Slim Jim with 4 stomachs , 3 bald fades, 2 partridges and a pear tree !"
"You're a walking glitch! Every time your dad asks you to pass the sriracha sauce at dinner, you be like ok d-d-d-d-dad."
"Haha! You smell so bad that when you walk in class to take your finals and your teacher immediately pulls out the spray."
"Bro, that was a good one!!"

I love packing on discord! It's so fun being able to joke around with my friends.

When I pack it brings me closer to my friends because we can come up with some silly stuff!

by dona#0001 February 15, 2021

Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina

The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.

by Fyzbo September 26, 2014

Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.

Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!

by Crediblesea June 2, 2018

the parkinson

A dance which you stand up and shake your hands like you have parkinsons. Usually one thrusts one arm forward, and the other back, maybe pointing to a potential mate.

Hey, does that guy have parkinson's disease?
No, he's just doing The Parkinson.

by thegreatwizardlive January 1, 2008

Fury Pecking

When one is engaged in heated debate/argument online and seems to forget how to type properly, and so they hunt and peck in a furious manner, usually as fast as they can see the keys.

person 1: "How was the talk with your girlfriend last night?"

person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"

by random addition March 14, 2008

Hybrid Picking

1.A technique used on the guitar which combines the use of the pick and also the fingers (2nd and 3rd.)Often used by country guitarists.

2. A technique used on the guitar that if played high enough is great for scaring your neighbor's pets.

'Woah, Jerry's cat looks freaked out'

'Ah, tell him I said sorry, It's probably because I've been practicing my hybrid picking again.'

by ChucklesMginty August 17, 2008