Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018

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One Gorilla

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.

Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"

by Greg 4 life May 30, 2023

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One-Shot

1. A fanfiction term, which means the fic is one chapter long.
2. A one-hit, which basically means that something kills you in one attack in video games.
3. A game by Eliza Velasquez about a kid named Niko who attempts to screw a lightbulb into a tower and save the world.

1. One-shot fanfics are okay, at best.
2. GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT FUCK THIS BOSS, HE'S GOT A ONE-SHOT ATTACK
3. You only have one shot, Niko.

by Verdigris June 15, 2018

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. Synonym of a bill.

How much does that cost?

That's gonna run you a crisp one.

by x-Psycho August 2, 2016

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The Wholly One

When the number one is conventionally chosen to represent the totality of something or a group of things, from which equal parts or subgroups, often known as fractions, result.

Like the holy one who receives special treatment even in nonreligious quarters, the wholly one is widely favored than other whole numbers (in spite of having multiple factors) even in nonmathematical circles.

by Fasters April 6, 2023

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