one up the bum no harm done 

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

one up the bum no harm done by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

One Tree Hill 

A sex position where the man performs a bridge with an erection and the woman is on top. Appears as a lone tree on a large hill. *Requires great strength and flexibility

'Did you hear? Wagnus is in hospital with a broken back'
'What happened'
'One tree hill'

One Tree Hill by Salt 'n' Garfunkel June 2, 2015

One Night Stood 

When you are the victim of a one night stand.

Girl waking up after one night stand: Dang! i just got one night stood.

One Night Stood by awesome-0 3000 December 9, 2010

one-man team 

A group or team that relies solely on one person within that team.

Liverpool are a one-man team.

one-man team by slim0808 October 27, 2008

one eyed gopher 

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

one eyed gopher by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit 

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit by Lehry March 11, 2009

one second 

Something you say to tell someone to wait a little bit. Usually used as sarcasm(doesn't actually mean count to one second).

Could you wait one second?

one second by wolfer1992 January 21, 2018