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Crusty Noodle 

When a guy is banging a chick at the beach and then dips his dong in the sand and continues the pound fest.
Chris Mursch shoved his crusty noodle into the rim of eric nesseth right after he tried the cleveland steamer reverse teabag.
Crusty Noodle by Jizz Rag May 4, 2004
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blowing your noodle 

When one's noodle is too hot for another persons mouth they must blow on it to cool it down.
Blaze's noodle was too hot so Cassidy said, "would you mind blowing your noodle" so it can feel nice in my mouth."

Beat that Cup Noodle 

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.
A hippie dance which includes a unrehearsed series of pelvic thrust, head bobs, and fist pumps, sometimes includes twirls and flailing arms.

*Usually done where jam bands, jazz, or funk concerts are taking place. Can be done at a frat house, or an off-campus house where frat members live, and where Panic, or another Jam Band, is playing loud on a stereo and drinking is going on.
Damn, that wookie really must like that Panic song...look at how hard he's noddling!
or
During her noodle, she keep rubbing her ass against me.
noodle by J Guido September 19, 2006
Noodle is a word for someone who is a mufuka,fool or just acting noob like.It can also be a word for someone who is uber leet and just plain owns :P.
-Stan is the biggest douche noodle mofo i've ever laid my eyes on.
-Xant is a noodle he totally pwned those people.
-Annette is a noodle.
- I AM TEH NOODLE.
noodle by NUBFACTA5 September 4, 2006
a soft ass nigga
You ain't bout notin u noodle ass nigga
Noodle by Philly_lima October 8, 2003