Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.

"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.

by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025

Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.

Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread

by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022

Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it

He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had

by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.

Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.

by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017

salts

s.a.l.t.s is from tiktok. only elite tiktokers know it but it means smiled a little then stopped

timmy: omg look at this funny video!! you:salts

by mpax73 June 9, 2020