nipple chode

A nipple that resembles a chode

haha look at owains nipples, they look like chodes growin on his man boobs

by The_Reaper January 11, 2005

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nipple parking lot

A bra; where chicks park their boobs before they come out to play.

Oh snap, I had a helluva time getting Jenny's nipple parking lot off, but once I did, it was good times!

by SnatchThisUp July 13, 2007

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When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.

Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'

John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'

by A. Delirious - Student April 24, 2008

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The beach is one of the few places there would be any actual double standard that works in a males favor, since males do tend to walk around with no shirts on at the beach, and females don't. It would also be one of the few double standards that does not work in a female's favor in life. Though if every female that went to the beach really wanted to walk around topless did so, there would be a lot of females to arrest hypothetically, since you don't often see any females arrested for walking around topless, or for exposure. The real question is would females want guys staring at their tits all day, which would be inevitable, and is the social conditioning that females go by when keeping their tops on. Nobody is staring at a male's nipples at the beach.

Females have to look and try hard to find a double standard that doesn't work in their favor, males know they're working hard on it since its males who are fucked over the most in life. Males aren't going around everywhere showing a nipple or two though, the beach or the water, a lake are some of the few spots males aren't going to get locked up or kicked out for having no shirt on.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

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