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dick muff 

when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.
"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."
dick muff by nickbest April 5, 2010
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RUFF MUFF 

A girl that luvs to give a man ruff-muff- pussy- style
Do u really need one???????????
RUFF MUFF by Ruff Muff Queen June 16, 2003

Luff Muff  

The male lover of Rosey Cheeks who has vowed to remain in love and dedicated to for eternity; knight in shinig armor.
Your relationship is a tale of Luff Muff and Rosey Cheeks.
Luff Muff by damjo December 10, 2008

fairy muff 

a fandabydozy dude or dudette who often lies and is an ass but is very entertaining and super at the same time!! super cool but not as cool as sonic!! also tends to like to think he/she is a great juggler and is very pretty! ;)
"i love fairy muff he/she is class"

"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"

"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"
fairy muff by xXx_sonic_xXx May 26, 2006

Miss O'Muff 

Miss O'Muff is the biggest bellend of biology teachers and gets stressed to easily. Lottie and amiee and kirsty love to terrorize her in science and make songs about her muff coz she wears massive bead necklaces and says that a shrew has a bigger surface area than an elephant. Wot a dick
"QUAIT a minute aimeeeeeeee and kirsteeeeeeee and lottieeeeeeee"
Miss O'Muff by Lottie February 3, 2005

nut muff 

When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.
Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"
nut muff by Dc107 November 5, 2014