Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Pp Monger

An attachment to your pp to make it bigger and better. Pretty much a pack a punched penis

WOW I HAVE A PP MONGER!!!!!

by Destroyer0130 June 29, 2020

Nick Mongelli

U wanna come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror

U wanna come Nick Mongelli. I heard its gonna be great

by Thenwordnigger July 1, 2020

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021