McDoodle

Someone who can't decide what to eat at McDonalds, and holds up the line.

Person 1: "Would that guy hurry up and order!?"
Person 2: "I know right, he's such a McDoodle"

by SwishieSwish November 24, 2020

McDonalds Employees

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.

The McDonalds employees are protesting again.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh December 4, 2020

McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021

McDonalds

diabetes on a plate

people are loving mcdonalds but they wont be loving the diabetes theyll get when they fucking overdose on it

by discordmod January 7, 2021

McDooby

A phat joint that has the potential to destroy the smoker.

Person1: “Like the joint I rolled earlier?”
Person2: “That’s not a joint that’s a McDooby.”

by Yabbadabbadoobymeepmorp January 14, 2021

McDooby

A phat joint that has the potential to rail the smoker.

Person 1: I rolled a joint
Person 2: that’s not a joint that’s a McDooby

by Andthenabigbrownsharkcame January 22, 2021

McDonald's

Mcdonald's. The best fast food store ever that sells burgers, chicken nuggets, icecream, chicken wings, fries and drinks.

It's cheap and delicious. Who wouldn't want any?

Morgan: Wanna grab some Mcdonald's?
Jess: Sorry Morgan, I'm really busy right now.

by Urban Eggs March 19, 2021