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Mark Downie

1. Noun, Pronoun: A derogatory term used to desribe a bearer of bad news.

2. Noun: A messenger bringing unwated or undesirable information.

Similar in usage to 'Gloomy Gus'
Often misspelled with a 'c' replacing the 'k', however the 'Mark' is meant in a literal nature (as in mark your calendar), as opposed to 'Marc', which is defined as a personal noun.
Benzin is a real Mark Downie for informing us we must wait until Q1 2013.
by xBENZINx June 19, 2010
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Mark Ingram

1. Term of measurement equaling approximately 1/100th of a Pierre Thomas.
Wow, Reggie Bush just ran for a Mark Ingram.
by blackaetha December 05, 2013
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mark furze

An actor. A bad one at that. Has sideburns down to his chin, too much facial hair and couldnt act to save himself.
Mark Furze ran across the screen. His side burns took the main focus off his face, which relieved the tension a little bit.
by PuffEden August 16, 2007
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mark sobejana

mark sobejana is a mark sobejana
by asdfghjkl;asdfgh December 08, 2008
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Fag Marks

Blood residue left in someone underpants. Typically the result of anal sex
"Excuse me grocer, do you sell this particular brand of detergent? It is the only kind that can get out fag marks."
"Fag Marks?"
"Blood."
"Get the hell out of my store."
by Midge Walsh January 26, 2009
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Mark Yagalla

Disgraced hedge fund manager, that stole Sandy Bentley from Hugh Hefner. His business (now defunct) Ashbury Capital Partners, bilked $50 million in a Ponzi scheme at the turn of the twenty-first century.
"I'm persona non grata at the Playboy Mansion."
-- Mark Yagalla, while being interviewed on "48 Hours: Mystery."
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