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Minecraft

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u
wanna play minecraft?

no, because u always make me rage!!!
by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019
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Minecrafting

When you play minecraft or "minecraft" for 12 hours straight
Hey bro, how long have you been minecrafting, because I'm going to minecraft your mom
by anonymous April 5, 2021
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minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.
"wow jim, i beat the end. i guess this really was a minecraft"
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023
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Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
by mistermorgan October 16, 2022
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Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned
me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
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Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house
Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee
by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019
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Minecraft

I hate Minecraft
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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