kitten face

a situation caused by a large number of cum shots to the eyes,

when one wakes up from a long night, barely able to open their eyes like a newborn kitten.

"hey bro, you should go wash your crusty kitten face off."
"ooh, he so sweet, he can kitten face me any day."

by joseph melnick February 4, 2007

Kitchen Party

An event apparently occuring when more than 2 co-workers are gathered. They may simply be discussing the weather, or something work related, but still their manager will come along and call this session a 'Kitchen Party'.

Ex:

Staff member 1: "Hey, John, did you get that report on the Miller case?"

Staff member 2: "Yes, Megan, I did. Thanks for you that."

*enter manager*

Manager: "What's this? A kitchen party?"

by TitsMcgee001 January 28, 2012

Keithen

The most annoying piece of shit man you will ever meet. Keithens are the future enders of the world! Usually they cause things to take much longer then they should. They never get girls, they think they have friends, but they don't. Most of the time they have tiny-no dicks.

John: Hey, your keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!

Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!

by Bobby Leonard December 26, 2016

kitten

What God kills whenever you masturbate

I like masturbating better than kittens. Sorry.

by bbbbb July 23, 2008

Soup Kitchen

An orgy of homeless men in the back seat of a car.

Dude dirty joe and his boys just got done making a soup kitchen out of the back of my Prius!

by Cum Dumpster Dan69 August 8, 2010

Kittens

A replacement for the "f-word" since nobody loves f-bombs but everyone loves kittens.

Omgaaahhhh I kittens love donuts!!

by I_didnt_do_it July 22, 2016

Kitten Play

Light hearted slang for hot and deeply passionate sexual intercourse between two individuals who have cat-like antics and grace.

Luke was mortified to hear about our kitten play last night.

by Lunpa April 10, 2008