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When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
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Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
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