johnny mcsquarepants

A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle

Johnny mcsquarepants likes people

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022

Johnny Orlando

The MTV EMAs winner in the category Best Canadian Act !! ✨ an incredible artist who is one of the most caring man out there for his fans.

Do you know Johnny Orlando ??

Of course! Who doesn’t know him? He is a super star

by datsmeleo July 31, 2020

spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

Johnnys Pizza

a BOMB ass pizza place usually only found in north louisiana, the farthest you’ll see one is Pineville.

dude i had johnnys pizza without you!

man FUCK you

by theballfondlerette August 22, 2023

Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017

Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller

Johnny Padilla is a baller

by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018