jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Jerion

One of the funniest person you will ever meet in your life and also a complete wierdo .

"You acking like a jerion "

by Jerion December 23, 2016

Jerky Jerk

When you make that mogilny move or get one in the net, Jerky Jerk to the fans. Gwarrrrr

Fan: What a mogilny move.
Fan 2: What a goal!
Fan 3: Whats he doing to himself now?

by foug June 13, 2003

poor jerk

if some one is being a fuckhead

fuck off paully ya poor jerk

by 141Sta December 28, 2004

base jerk

Similar to base jumping, exept this is when you masterbate off a ledge.

Marty was so extatic about his climb, he base jerked over the edge.

by Jason_10 February 3, 2008

wet-jerk

when a man rubs his penis aginst the lips of a wet vagina and gets jerked off

there were to many people around,so instead of having sex
I put my penis in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and I called it the wet-jerk

by KoolGuy6677 September 14, 2009

Jerk-Huffing

This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.

Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!

by Tyler & Lou October 16, 2008