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New Jersey

One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.

We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.

We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.

Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).

About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.

A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?

Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
A:Welcome to New Jersey!
B:What's that smell?
A:Yeah, sorry about that,that's New York and PA.
by Freakin' ray of sunshine October 3, 2008
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Jerksucky

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)
Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!
by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009
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Jerkstick

1. Another word for penis.

2. A general insult
1. ....so she stuck her hand down his pants and whipped out his jerkstick in front of everyone.

2. Kayla: No, I'm not going
Karl: why not!?
Kayla: I have shit to do
Karl: Please!?
Kayla: FUCK NO!!!
Karl: STOP BEING SUCH A JERKSTICK!!!!!
by xtankgirlx October 12, 2009
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Jersey Rider

when a person is only dating or friends with an athlete because of the possibility of the athlete going pro.

A person - typically a woman - who just uses the athlete for status. "Riding the jersey to the top". Similar to a gold digger
The show basketball wives has a bunch of jersey riders.
by writergrl25 July 14, 2010
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jerseyfied

a new fetish to cum(ejaculate) in someones hair and give them a blow out.
Pauly-D's hair style is a jerseyfied style which he uses gizz to style and get the hold hes looking for.
by lilbabyguitarboy November 16, 2010
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The Jersey Quiff

Snooki's (Charcter off of the Jersey shore) hairstyle and the way women fart on jersey shore.
Yeah it's the jersey quiff it's just likes snooki's hairstyle.
by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
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New Jersey

A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
New Jersey- You're either filthy rich or fucking slummed.
by I_LIVE_HERE May 5, 2011
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