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italian beret 

When a grown Italian man teabags the back of a child's head at a middle school baseball game. Always initiated from the seat directly behind, left leg propped up on the back of the child's chair. For a propped right leg see Italian Sombrero.
Hey, Delia, did you see that sweet Italian Sombrero at the game last night? Dude, that was me and it was totally an Italian Beret .
italian beret by FetusFracas November 15, 2015
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italian swingset

This is a kinky sex position in which one partner handcuffs the other partner's feet together, hangs him/her from a ceiling fan, turns it on and proceeds to 69 them while the fan is moving.
Hey Evelin want to come over and make an Italian Swingset tonight?
italian swingset by Scarriaza September 7, 2016

italian wedding chandelier

a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her butt hole
Emm aand Adam did a little of the ol' italian wedding chandelier

italian delight 

When your significant other is having sex with you then shoves a dildo up your ass, and puts a gun to your head right when you're about to climax.
I was acting up so I got an Italian delight.

My girl was acting up so I gave her an Italian delight!

Yo man have you tried the Italian delight?
italian delight by DareDevil827 February 3, 2017

italian sausage puppet show 

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

Italian overdose 

A cause of death due to suffication of extreme and excessive amounts of pasta.
"Poor little jimmy up the street passed away earlier this week. They say it was a classic Italian overdose if they ever seen one"

Italian Stallion 

Big ass car that holds 8 people used for smoking and losing your virginity in.
"Hey can we smoke in the Italian Stallion"