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ghostride the cookie

to pleasure a female's vagina with your fingers.
Man, she wouldn't let me hit it last night, she just let me ghostride the cookie for a little bit and then kicked me out!
by JCStahl1 May 6, 2008
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liquid cookie

When you spray your nipples with chocolate sauce and/or whipped cream, and your guy cums on top of the sticky mixture, then licks it off. This is best to do when you are giving him a blow job.
He really enjoyed that liquid cookie I gave him last night!
by peachpie88 August 31, 2011
mugGet the liquid cookiemug.

oreo cookie

A threesome in which a white woman is getting simultaneously screwed in her pussy and indabutt by two black men.

See also oreo'd.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very hot white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and made an oreo cookie out of her.





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 30, 2005
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Cookie Monster

"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009
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cookie muncher

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him
Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher
by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2019
mugGet the cookie munchermug.

Advice Cookie

A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.
ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!

ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!
by refri3dnoodle May 22, 2009
mugGet the Advice Cookiemug.

shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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