Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

gold fish buddy

A best friend named Macee who would do any thing for you at any point in time

I met my gold fish buddy today

by Yar bugs February 18, 2018

Golden sumbrero

Filling Mexican hat with urine, making partner drink.

Hey babe, should spice thinks up tonight with a good ole golden sumbrero?

by Whyisthissodirty May 22, 2018

golden gavel

When a model un delegate sleeps with their chair in order to win the prize of best delegate, (refers to the prize, which is the gavel used during committee).

“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”

“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”

by anyways: April 6, 2018

golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.

Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.

by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018

golden rpg

That thing you hear your friend screaming while playing fortnite.

Omg dude I got a GOLDEN RPG!

by Looughnkkl May 16, 2018