fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

fudge crack

the synonym for, what's otherwise known as your ass/butt/bum cleavage.

"hey jimmy, for heaven's sake dude, plz pull up your pants man. everyone can see your fudge crack when you bend over like that"!!!!!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

fudge gutter

This is when you participate in anal intercourse after stuffing molten fudge in the anas.

“Hey baby want to fudge gutter tonight?”

by Unkown bat November 17, 2017

fudge n' fluff

The act of lying and adding a lot of extraneous details.

I talked to Jeff about why he didn't finish his paperwork. He tried to give me the old fudge n' fluff about not feeling well.

by Hank Hanacozta December 12, 2017

detroit fudge bath

The art of smearing shit all over your partners body then performing intense anal.

Todd gave George an intense Detroit fudge bath

by Fjxrnsjxnen March 5, 2018

cunt fudge

The discharge resulting from penetration; opposite of dick cheese

"I saw Diane last night... and I had to shower after to clean all her cunt fudge off of me"

by cuntfudge902 February 12, 2017