!FRESH!

not an adjective, a proper noun.
-a spontaneous person.
-random.
-capable to keep everything interesting, fun and exciting.
-not a snitch.
-chill with just about everyone.
-Crazy with just the right amount of sanity.
-tries their best to keep the FRESH spirit alive.
-although, a person classified as this, is usually clueless when it comes to the sence of people dropping hints.
-people that wanna be classified as this, have gotta love the homemade cookies as well.

Aaron.

Hometown kids trying to make it big in a big world.
serious graffiti artists

"Dude. thats kids tight as hell! He should be a !FRESH! !"

by Caitlin Sitler January 14, 2008

Freshy Fresh

Moronic phrase from a bathroom tissue commercial where people use toilet paper plus a baby wipe to clean their ass after taking a crap.

People have become so fat and crap so much they need to freshy fresh themselves every time they take a dump.

by A Giant Parakeet November 7, 2012

eat fresh

when a girl gives you oral sex while your penis is in a hot dog bun (preferably from subway)

damn, that girl sure is slutty, heard she eat fresh everyday behind the school

by tupac6969 November 4, 2007

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011

fresh as fuck

something so fresh you down to fuck it

damn girl you looking fresh as fuck

all my bitches be fresh as fuck

by mahony1234 November 16, 2013

fresh dry skippy

newly mixed batch of "skippy" without ice. "skippy" being an alcoholic beverage made from beer, vodka and lemonade.

Bruno Mars - "Smoother than a fresh dry skippy!"

by BV Props September 7, 2016

Pre-flush

To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.

'Dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land'.

by McGinty September 2, 2006