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task force

Group of useless corporate professionals put in place to examine a particular situation/aspect of a company which has no bearing on the success of the company. Extrememly inefficient and are usually inferior employees. Those placed on the "task force" think they serve a purpose and makes the office aware. Do not bring in business/clients and create more work for those who do. Essentially a cost center and a drain on resources. Should be fired.
"We have created a printer paper task force to control our paper useage."

"I was just put on the stapler task force yesterday. I'll be promoted to CEO in no-time."
by gtrdude485 October 7, 2009
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forbearance

Putting up with one's parents.
Over the course of the day:

Parent: "Have you done your homework?"
Child: "Yeah"
PArent: "Did you eat a good breakfast?"
Child: "Yeah"
Parent: "Now don't be late home from school!"
Child: "Nah"
Parent: "Is the Math test today?"
Child: "Dunno"
Parent: "Well I hope you've done enough studay to get a good grade!"
Child: "Maybe"

The child showed remarkable forbearance.
by Dunners_boi October 21, 2010
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G-Force

A group or member of people who support the Greenville Texas Lions sports team. They especially show support for the football team. Class of '03 ROCK THE HIZZY!!!
Jeff Thomison, proclaimed, "Shoe, shoe, God bless G-town, accept the G-Force players 4 life - Lion Power," Booya, Grandma.
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Air Force

1.The push-button specialists of the world. 2.Not much higher above the Coast Guard.
3.Unacknowledged by the real military.
Tactically speaking, the Coast Guard is a more fearsome fighting force than the Air Force.
by slode@th December 2, 2004
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PETA Force

A militant off-shoot of the animal activist group, PETA.
Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.
by Super Gerbil September 7, 2004
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air force

a large group of busdrivers that like flying with fags.
in the air force ask them what movies they saw, now ask whats a gunfight.
by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007
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The Force

The Force is often mistaken for a mystical presence in the Star Wars series however, this is false. The Force is a mystical force that is very real, and has to do with the ability to cook food. The Force can be most related to a disease as it is not voluntarily acquired, and seeking of The Force has actually been known to deter from actually acquiring it.

The Force is most commonly present in people who never knew how to cook before in their lives, but then one day they achieve The Force and then by no rational logic they begin too cook amazing things.
Steve: Shit, i gotta go eat as Brittany's house tonight.

Crissy: NO! its okay! Brittany has The Force now.
by Sujudavid August 23, 2009
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