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fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.
Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!
by keeby March 31, 2020
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Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020
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Jack flower

Jack flower is Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and is a big ugly mother fucker who can't get the right girl without acting hard

he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up

people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up
jock flower is a fucking dick #jack flower
by Funny dgdh January 8, 2020
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cock flower

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.
Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"
by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020
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Chicken flower

“That chicken flower was so spicy
by Pissbot69 June 24, 2020
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Spleens Flower

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020
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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
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