Flatuluminescence

The act of farting rainbows

Unicorns and nyan cats are experts in flatuluminescence

by Flufnstuf13 July 10, 2012

Flatulize

To fart on someone.

Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me.

I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.

My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.

by Dervish88888888 August 28, 2013

flatwashing

1. When a female character in any work of fiction who, in previous works, had very large bosoms is suddenly made to have much smaller ones in newer works. Generally associated with video games.

2. Catch all term to describe the attempts of feminists and other social justice interested groups to manipulate entertainment media into removing sexual content.

Example 1: Tifa Lockhart, Lara Croft, and Sonya Blade have all been flatwashed.

Example 2: Feminists argue that the slave leia scene from starwars should be edited or removed because of misogynistic content. This is an example of the second definition of flatwashing.

by Dingledorgle September 26, 2019

flatus interruptus

A method of stopping or interrupting one’s fart, mid-fart, for whatever reason.

I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

Genital Flatulence

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.

John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.

by Phrixus October 7, 2009

holy flatulony

The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.

During their honeymoon, Paul and Jessie cemented their bond by engaging in holy flatulony.

by Archiroy October 10, 2015

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018