Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.
//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus
//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus
//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!
Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!
Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
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