French Military

One of the most powerful military in the world
Despite what people say, they are not a bunch of surrender monkeys
They have some of the most advanced weapons in the world and supply many countries with weapons

one of the main reasons they get so much ridicule is because they refused to join US in the invasion of Iraq and because of WW2. Contrary to popular belief, the French did not just surrender, they still had the Free French Forces and the French Resistance who were truly valiant

During World War I, 1.4 million French soldiers were killed as they fought with bravery and gallantry and there are many more stories of gallantry like this

French Military has among the highest military victories in the world having been in over 150 major wars in the last 2000 years, they have won 110 of them

by ksdfafas34 March 19, 2012

French Military Victories

Sounds like an oxymoron.

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes

by Dave May 7, 2004

frenchtown

the best town in Montana filled with drunks great parties and a kickass football team

frenchtown montana is way cooler than frenchtown new jersey

by asdfjkgh February 13, 2010

french dip sandwich

a french dip is a heafty sandwich with usually roast beef that you dip into sauce called au jus. its yummy!

Yum... i love french dip sandwiches

by Mar-eye-uh June 16, 2008

frenching the croaker

Rimming
licking bum

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie

by haha47 February 19, 2009

French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.

I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.

by T_steak January 5, 2017

French toast

A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children

"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."

by linuxalexa November 11, 2008