scott-ed

To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.

Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!

by Get scott-ed May 30, 2023

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown, and the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

bro 1 says:

"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last february.."

bro 2 says:

"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the Ed Ward. The meltdown is all over social media."

by coldmeltdown March 5, 2025

Ed Coan

To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.

Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!

by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017

Dodd 'ed

Getting Dodd 'ed....the word itself is Similar to "dotted" as in getting your I dotted, except totally different. Getting Dodd 'ed means a guy who comes over to see you for sex only a couple times a week or month, and when he cums, he says OH YEAH BABY HERE I GO, and when he leaves, he makes a straight line (not dotted) to another female to Dodd her P also. "OH YEAH!" He just goes around Dodd ing all the lady's P's. munching and punching. and its starts over again and again, sort of like being Rick Rolled.

She thought she had her a good man, but to her dismay, he was just Dodd 'ing her.

He Dodd 'ed her so many times, she ran out of lube

He Dodds like a Rabbit

by theblogking March 18, 2023

ed renders

The inability to work on fire alarms appropriately and safely

That fire alarm engineer has done an Ed Renders to that fire alarm!

by Couldhelpubutbollocks November 11, 2021

2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.

Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.

by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022