drunk stop

IN BRIEF: A DUI stop

NOTE: A drunk stop is a stop for driving under the influence or while drunk or intoxicated.

Drunk stops saves lives. People that drive drunk know better.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2010

DRUNKEN FIRE FIGHTER

When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and then piss in her face. Blame it on being drunk.

I wanted this chick to leave so I pulled a drunken fire fighter on her

by Phil E. November 19, 2007

drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

drunken slut bag

If you are out drinking, the overnight bag you keep in your car in case you spend the night at somebody's house. Guys refer to this as a gym bag

In addition to a fresh change of clothes, a good drunken slut bag also has Visine eyedrops, aspirin, and a great mouthwash.

by $Jo$ December 26, 2007

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008

nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

by rich mesenger July 20, 2006