decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by wayne November 28, 2003

decker

A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.

Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.

by Liche September 2, 2010

Daniel Decker

A guy who is madly in love with a girl named Jessica.

Hey do you know Daniel Decker?

Yeah I do, isn't he in love with that girl Jessica?

by The girl Jessica November 23, 2010

upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

by coldbowl June 3, 2007

decked out

Being GAY

I'm so decked out ...
& I'm ready to go have some fun with guys ,bro.. ..you know what I mean?

by maxin June 20, 2010

Decker

When a hot slut makes teachers and parents think they are perfect when they are fucking everybody in school.

Man, she just pulled a Decker!

by ikdidikwnighuwgnvgv7hogeiughuehgae987rgh9g3ghuueaighaeurgh3 August 12, 2007

decked

To purposely ignore someone. To dick someone over. To hit the ignore button on your cell phone when someone calls.

"What the fuck, I called her and she decked me!"
"She decked you over good."
"I'm going to hit ignore on my cell phone so he knows he's being decked."

by KandraNicole January 10, 2008