Door

Duck Out Of Room

Used when someone says something completely stupid or pointless, and someone else takes it upon themself to order them out. The person using D.O.O.R is often seen as a hero.

Nimit: Wow, isn't the study of plants fascinating?

Hero: Door!



Nimit: Hey, don't you guys love rice pudding?!

Hero: Door!



Nimit: Who's coming to my tea party tomorrow?

Hero: (About to "door" Nimit, but thinks better of it and instead punches him out)

by nimitisgayforaquil April 15, 2009

knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

suicide door

1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.

2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid.

see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors

my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.

by nathaniel spritzner December 28, 2005

Door County-gasm

A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.

I went to Door County with Matt, and had several Door County-gasms while there!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

green door dragon

a phrase that has seemingly no definition on the internet.

green door dragon, a phrase with no meaning and would make a good band name

by isogreen February 10, 2008

Racist Door

The racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. This either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: "You are a racist" or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.

Coined on Mock The Week, by Frankie Boyle, when someone made a racist comment against Scotland (his homeland) and he replied: "Thanks for opening the racist door for me."

"Hello children, shall we see what's behind the racist door today? Oh, it's ching chong chinaman."

<hears racist comment> "Does anybody hear a creaking door?"

- Frankie Boyle

by LemonZeppelin September 12, 2009

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003