Dishwashing

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

by rc_who? December 7, 2023

Dishpan Diarrhea

n: a condition in which one has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom when it’s time to clear the table and clean the dishes after dinner.

Dude what? Don't tell me he has dishpan diarrhea again! It's so annoying that he never wants to help clean up after dinner.

by Coolmom1982 March 15, 2024

Dishlexia

To slowly or to be unable to distinguish between different types of cutlery or kitchen utensils.
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette

It looks like he stands the other side of the kitchen and throws everything at the dishwasher washer hoping it all falls into place either that or he doesn't care or he suffers from dishlexia

by Bigthinker1 March 24, 2024

Dishkum-tainen

Dish-cum-tai-nen

- used to express emmense excitment or dissapointment. It can also be expressed to describe a collision.

for example: LETS GOOO I FINALLY GOT INTO THE UNIVERSITY DISHKUM-TAINEN!!

or for example: ohooo someone dishkum-tainened my car man

by susu17 March 26, 2024

Dishwashing

Dishwashing: The complex analysis, purification, polishing, and preservation of tupperware, tableware, and silverware, made up of materials such as metal, ceramics, porcelain, and plastic, using large quantities of the abundant resource found on various celestial bodies including our home planet earth, this resource contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and is often referred to as; water, hydrogen hydroxide, hydrogen dioxide, dihydrogen oxide, or dihydragen monoxide, some of these terms were used on the internet as a satire method of inducing fear on individuals personal way of life.

Person 1: Man, I hate dishwashing.
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by Rain.exe May 8, 2024

Dishcloth nazi

Antisemitic white person culturally appropriating a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf

A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.

by Old Phardt May 10, 2024

dishcleaning

This has nothing to do with dishes, but dish - gossip. This is the task when someone makes the effort to clean up total bullshit gossip to help other people. It's a generous act that should be rewarded with a pint of stout or a neat Whiskey.

Wendy: "OMG! Did you hear about Denise? I heard she gave it up to Belinda and Brad at the same time! She's a slut!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"

by von groovy September 5, 2024