"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
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by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"
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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
by laddrink November 6, 2022

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
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