"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
by up you June 12, 2018
Get the Dildomug. by Big jhonny August 31, 2016
Get the sausage dildomug. 1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"
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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
by laddrink November 6, 2022
Get the dildomug. To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016
Get the dildo filtermug. by I love molesting children inem September 10, 2023
Get the Nutty dildo Ridermug. by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019
Get the Dildo Bagginsmug. by yep9 November 26, 2016
Get the Dildomug.