death valley

the hairy area between your thighs and balls, that smells like shit (even if you showered) and usually gets uncomfortably warm the quickest out of any body part

guy 1: dude, mark smells like fucking cow anus!
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass

by guccisocklubewater August 9, 2021

Death Beepcakes

A loveley gravely cake

Death Beepcakes

by AddieG October 21, 2012

Death house

When purchasing a house you have your "starter house", "death house" is the opposite, it's the house you buy and plan on living in until you die.

First time homebuyer to realtor: I want to skip the starter house and buy my death house.

by Ronald Rasmussen March 1, 2019

Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.

Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”

by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023

death waves

the inevitable limited time spent on earth to the upcoming of days where your life is numbered; one reason to have a significant other before you die to ride the wave of death without being alone

Rad: I need me a thicc ni**a, but no homo tho
Dave: Someone to ride out the death waves with?
Rad: Yeah... I’m tired of being lonely.

Dave: Nice, I’m still looking for a god-tier waifu whom can ride the waves with me too.

by Uh, Idk January 13, 2019

Death Rehearsal

Sleep.

Sorry. I can't go. I have Death Rehearsal tonight.

by xtankgirlx April 13, 2011

Death Taxi

A taxi or cab company that is notorious for hiring dangerous drivers; making it safer to walk to your destination than to ride in the cab from that company. Death Taxis sometimes offer lower rates to counterbalance the fact that you are risking your life to an unsafe degree by getting in the car.

Leonard: Oh, there's a taxi that can take us to the mall.
Gerald: No! I've ridden with them before, and I always end up with a Death Taxi!

by taxidriver585 October 16, 2008