Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

El Dave

Tequila soda lime

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.

Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017

Dave Tshienda

cheating on another level when you're in a relationship

He always dave Tshienda

by MarianneMil March 4, 2022