Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239

I fucking hate Dave.

by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023

Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.

Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.

by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Anti-Dave Day

21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.

Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt

Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People

by Spider-jolter August 21, 2024

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Dyno dave

a prehistoric dinosaur that was not liked by any of the other dinosaurs killed and hated by all, likd only by the narkasuars who also was hated by all others. Today calling someone dyno dave is reffering to them as a homo who is not liked and usally suffers from bullying that he deseves

person 1: have u seen that dyno dave over ther?

person 2: ya lets go beat him cuz he cant keep his mouth shut

by lovinlax January 2, 2010