reverse donkey punch

Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.

"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."

by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

donkey rapping shit eater

a great insult to piss someone off when you are in a fight.

" dude go fuck your mom."
" shut up you donkey rapping shit eater."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

reverse donkey punch

Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".

After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.

by Stames Jone July 7, 2006

donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006

donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge

Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter

by adam kirwin July 1, 2006

Donkey punch

first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.

uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.

by jennaG January 12, 2008

Donkey Clap

It is when you eat out a fat chick, and as she is climaxing the flab from her back, stomach, and sides flaps onto your head making a clapping sound. Thus you have a donkey clap.

So, I was eating out Stephanie yesterday, when she donkey clapped me. I don't think she noticed. I would do it again.

by Jumpin'Jehovah April 1, 2008