Cucumberous

Adjective to be used in place of/in conjunction with the phrase "cool as a cucumber"

"That chap over there, see how he's relaxing, he looks so cucumberous"

by TheMuffinedWordsmith August 1, 2022

Cuckster

A cross between a cuckhold and a hipster.

Phil is a total Cuckster, he probably enjoys watching his girlfriend get banged by other dudes and when they're done he pours the other guy a glass of Kombucha then goes down on his girlfriend and performs cleanup duty.

by SpencerDawg November 28, 2022

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

Cucklesucking

More than one animal or person performing Cucklesuck on a man.

Last night she was Cucklesucking him so good.

by Cucklesucking January 18, 2023

Cucklesucked

To have sucked or have gotten your balls sucked.

"I got cucklesucked last night!"

by hairy_gecko January 18, 2023

Cucumber vibes

Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)

P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.

P2: What the fuck?

P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!

by god of cinder March 7, 2023

cuckubine

(noun) a male who sexually pleasures a woman yet has lower status than her husband(s); he and other cuckubines may also live with her and her other male suitor(s)
-a boytoy

-male paramour

I really wish I could be like Queen Theresa. I bet she gets so much pleasure from her 12 cuckubines.

by Haners March 11, 2023