Crysacking

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009

Cryptacize

To criticize someone cryptically, with the aim being them not realising the criticism.

Kate: Do I look fat in this?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?

by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009

Crustafarian

Noun - Description of someone who enjoys breaking through poo crust pre anal coitus.

That fucker with the shit eating grin (and scars on his bell-end) is a proper crustafarian

by terrier05 June 11, 2011

Chrystal McCarthy

A first nations girl that can drink most men under the table

Wow look at that Chrystal McCarthy girl she put all those men to shame

by The dirty ex October 4, 2011

crostaponder

A redneck term that refers to people from the other side of the Atlantic from the speaker.

Was down at the local "English Pub" when I ran into an actual crostaponder

by ferricoxide April 19, 2012

Crustang

A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.

Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.

by LabiaLicker December 13, 2012

chrystabel

A big slut who would have sex with anyone at any moment if asked known to be a bitch as gossips about everyone because of jealousy.

Hey look she's a Chrystabel

by Carmin1213 November 24, 2013