Crotch Warrior

Male Reproductive Organ

Your crotch warrior seems to be penetrating a young woman's lady parts.

by Snack Shack March 30, 2010

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Beer Crotch

When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.

Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

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Crotch Rotch

When two guys balls rub against guys thighs it creates a rash.

Awwww man I got crotch rotch.

by Scary turtle June 22, 2020

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Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014

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crotch crickets

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

by RGB May 7, 2003

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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

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